The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lidya Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.341 billion East Africans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East African economy, worth 349 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,177 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, what happens in court stays in court, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Africanism's national animal is the East African Blue Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oriental Orthodox Christianity.

East Africanism is ranked 5,411^th in the world and 3^rd in Africa for Safest, scoring 129.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.